helenas-hood:

Friendly reminder that yesterday when my mom took me to Walmart she left me alone in the toilet paper section and this guy started hitting on me and I said “Sorry, I’m a lesbian.” and he was like “Oh my god I’m so sorry I thought you were a boy.”

(Source: mintyboob)

definited:

i need a hug right now also nine hundred thousand dollars in cash

snazziest:

Siri find me some self confidence

cockringtoss:

hearing teachers swear keeps me young