fun fact: if a persons body odor smells good to you that means they have an immune system basically opposite of yours! this happens so the chances of finding a mate with the opposite immune system is greater and the chances that any offspring you produce together will have a stronger immune system is greater.

(Source: godtie, via princesssnowwhitee)

IF YO GIRL ALWAYS SUCKS UR DICK N U NEVER RETURN THE FAVOR THEN U A LAME ASS FUCK BOI

(Source: beyoncesasshole, via od-on-thc)

adampacmanjones:

Talking and flirting with hot people is so hard cuz u gotta pretend theyre a 5 but really theyre a 13 and u gotta be chill and act like theyre aesthetics dont make you lose your shit on a second to second basis

(via earthdad)